I strive to be more like Patrick Stump everyday
Patrick is absolutely wonderful.
CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
This pup is so important
Can we just sit down and talk about this motherfucking scene for a goddamed second? Seriously??? Everyone always goes off about how Tony and Bruce have this remarkable chemistry. Which they do, sciencebros is my baby and always will be.
But Tony is not the ONLY person who treats Bruce like every other person. Sure, Steve’s a little formal about it, but that’s STEVE all over. He’s polite and formal and doesn’t want to push any buttons. Not because he’s afraid of the Hulk, no, he just doesn’t want to insult someone who seems nice enough????
Sometimes I’m worried that all Tony sees is the Hulk, because while yes, it is a part of Banner, it is not who he is completely, we all carry our anger, but it is not entirely who we are. Steve makes that differentiator and god I LOVE him for it.
AND BRUCE JUST GETS TIGHT LIPPED AND NODS LIKE WOW STEVES A REALLY SWEET FUCKING GUY
Also, come on he talks to the Hulk and it’s kind of the cutest thing ever.
AND HE ALSO TALKS TO HULK LIKE HE’S A PERSON CAPABLE OF TAKIN ORDERS AND BEING PART OF THE GROUP I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE AMOUJTN OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS TREATED HULK LIKE HE WAS MORE THAN JUST A RGAE MOSNTER THAT NEEDED OT BE PLACATED IN MCU DONT FUCKGIN TOU CH ME THATS THE MOMENT HULK GOES STEVE = FRIEND. his entire life people have told him not to smash and steves like go get em tiger do your thing we love you
also a lot of people talk about the avengers checkin steve right the fuck OUT so can we just appreciate the once over bruce gives him like same man fuckin same like “wow thats america wow so free look at that body wowow”
my punctuation gradually deteriorated but if you dont think that hulk and steve would sit around finger painting together you’re dead fucKING WRONG i love these two so much it’s gross eugh
ooc: In before people point out Steve getting mad at Tony poking Bruce was a slight on Bruce, it was actually a slight on Tony. He thought Tony was antagonizing/messing with Bruce to be cruel.
I could go on about why those two misinterpret each other a lot but this is about Bruce and Steve so I won’t. (Also I think I did somewhere else last year sometime.)
How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future! I am not a prize to be won!
The phone rings loud and shrill, echoing in Clint’s mostly empty bedroom. It’s not so much the noise, but the vibration of the ring that wakes him up. He cracks one eye open and the light from his phone seems like it blinds him.
He turns the volume of the phone up as high as it can go and then answers it.
“Hello?” He rubs his eyes.
“We need you to come in.” Clint is pretty sure that this is Coulson speaking, but he can barely make out his words without a hearing aid.
“What is it?” Clint asks wearily. He rolls onto his back and closes his eyes.
“A KGB agent who goes by the name Black Widow is here to see you.”